Christians are straight up FREAKS
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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