how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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