Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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