i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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