may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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