He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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