brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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