This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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