I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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