dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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