she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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