I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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