dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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