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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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