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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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