OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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