mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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