The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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