They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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