party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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