We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just had sex bonerless
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
we should paint friendship bongs
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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