Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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