He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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