I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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