He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
