CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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