Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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