OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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