hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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