Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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