ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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