i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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