she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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