Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I have tasted many bathrooms
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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