..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I will be naked everywhere
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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