from now on my penis is your penis
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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