That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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