I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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