The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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