I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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