dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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