we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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