The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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