she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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