i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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