Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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