Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Who died my cat blue again?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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