omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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