walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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