What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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