So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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