i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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