I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
