Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize