those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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