That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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